DISCLAIMER:

THIS BLOG DOES NOT EXIST.

IT IS EVOLVING.

AS WILL THIS.

IT IS A FIGMENT,

OF A NEWTON.

IT IS AN IMAGINATION.

IT IS NOT IMAGINED.

YOU ARE NOT HERE.

YET HERE YOU ARE.

THERE IS NO THERE.

THERE IS NOWHERE.

IT IS EVERWHERE.

THIS IS NOT REAL.

IT IS UNREAL.

IT IS RAINBOW.

IT IS NOT RAINBOW.

THERE IS NO BEGINNING.

THERE IS NO ENDING.

THERE IS NO POT OF GOLD.

IT MIGHT BE DRAINBOW.

THERE ARE NO RAINBOZOS.

THERE ARE TEACHERS.

AND UNFORTUNATELY PREACHERS.

YOU WILL FALL UP.

AND YOU WILL CLIMB DOWN.

THERE IS NO HEALING.

THERE IS NO CEILING.

THERE IS NO FEELING. 

YOU COULD HEAL.

IT COULD CONGEAL.

IT MIGHT BE CONSEALED.

IT IS INCONCEIVABLE. 

IT AIN'T LOCKED UP.

BUT IS LOCKED DOWN.

YET UNLOCKED.

A PRISON OF ONE.

THERE IS LIGHT.

YOU WILL SWIM. 

THERE IS DARKNESS.

YOU WILL DROWN.

THERE IS WHOLENESS.

ISIDE THE HOLE.

YOU CAN CASH IN.

BUT YOU CAN'T CASH OUT.

OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

IT IS CONTAGIOUS. 

IT IS EMPTY.

IT IS FULL.

IT IS NEGATIVE.

IT IS POSITIVE.

IT SHOCKS YOU.

IT IS BLACK.

IT IS WHITE.

IT IS MOSTLY GREY. 

IT IS TRUSTWORTHY. 

IT IS UNTRUSTWORTHY. 

IT IS NEWS WORTHY.

THERE IS NO TRUTH.

THERE IS NO USE.

THERE ARE NO STORIES.

THERE ARE NO WORRIES.

THERE ARE QUERIES.

THERE ARE QUESTIONS.

THERE ARE STATMENTS.

YET NO RECEIPTS. 

LOTS OF SPEAK.

THERE IS NO MONEY.

THAT IS FUNNY.

THERE IS PLENTY.

THERE IS NO ALCOHOL.

BUT EVERYONE DRINKS.

BUT NOT ENOUGH.

TO QUENCH YOUR THIRST.

THAT IS A TRAP.

THERE ARE NO LIES.

THERE ARE NO RULES. 

THERE ARE CLUES.

YOU TOLD WHAT TO DO.

YOU MIGHT LIVE.

YOU COULD DIE.

YOU COUKD FRY.

THERE IS NO LIFE.

THERE IS NO DEATH.

THERE IS NO HEAVEN.

BUT THERE IS A HELL.

YOU COULD FALL.

OR GET BACK UP.

YOU WILL NOT FLY.

NO PASSING GO.

NO GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD.

A LOT OF TO AND FRO.

YOU MIGHT TURN AWAY.

OR LEARN TO PAY.

POSSIBLY PLAY.

OR DECAY.

THERE IS NO PRICE.

BUT THERE IS A COST.

COMES AT A LOSS.

THERE IS NO SARCASM.

THERE IS NO MOCKERY.

WE DO NOT LEAD.

THERE ARE NO LEADERS.

BUT DO FOLLOW.

WELL SOME DO.

PICTURES ARE ALLOWED.

DRAWINGS ARE FINE.

BAD MOVIES ARE NOT.

THERE IS NO DIRECTOR.

NO DIRECTIONS.

NO WHERE TO GO.

YET EVERYWHERE TO BE.

THERE ARE NO MAPS. 

JUST ASK GOOGLE.

THERE ARE ROADS.

AND THERE ARE ROAD BLOCKS.

PUNCTURED TIRES.

AND WINDING PATHS.

CURVES HERE AND THERE.

AND EVERYWHERE.

THERE IS NO SATIRE.

THERE IS NO INNUENDO.

THERE ARE NO FABRICATIONS.

IT IS FABRICATED. 

IT IS MADE UP.

THERE IS NO TWISTING.

THERE IS NO YEARNING.

AND NO TURNING.

THERE IS STRETCHING.

THERE IS NO MANIPULATING. 

THERE IS MANIPULATIONS.

THERE IS CENSORING.

THERE IS NO CENSORSHIP.

IT'S FOR SALE.

BUT CAN'T BE BOUGHT. 

THERE ARE NO SHOUT OUTS.

THERE IS NO SHOUTING.

THERE IS YELLING.

THERE ARE CALL OUTS.

AND KICK DOWNS.

AND STEP UPS.

IT IS QUIET.

IT IS LOUD.

IT IS SILENT.

IT IS VIOLENT.

THERE IS ALOT OF NOISE.

NO SOLUTIONS.

ONLY POLLUTION.

THERE IS NO HIDING. 

IT IS SWEPT UP.

FROM UNDER THE RUG.

SQUASH THAT DAMN BUG!

BUT YOU WILL FIND.

THERE IS FINDING.

THERE IS NOTHING LOST.

PATHS NOT FOUND.

OR QUITE SOUND.

THERE IS NO LOVE.

THERE IS NO HATE.

THERE IS NO UPS.

THERE ARE NO DOWNS.

THERE IS SHARING.

THERE IS CARING,

BREAKING BREAD.

AND SMACKING HEADS.

BUT NO ONE CARES.

IT IS FUNNY.

YEAH RIGHT!

MAYBE NOT SO FUNNY.

IT MIGHT BE HILARIOUS.

IT MIGHT NOT BE.

IT JUST MIGHT BE.

IT IS NOT THE ONION.

THE NEWS ARTICLES ARE FAKE.

THERE IS INFORMATION.

THERE IS MISINFORMATION. 

THERE IS DISINFORMATION.

IT IS PRODUCTIVE. 

IT IS INPRODUCTIVE.

IT US CONTRUCTIVE.

TO TO BE TORN DOWN.

THERE ARE INTRODUCTIONS.

YOU WILL NOT LISTEN.

YOU WILL HEAR.

YOU WILL WATCH. 

YOU WILL NOT SEE.

YOU WILL BE SHOWN.

YOU WILL NOT BE SEEN.

YOU WILL GET SAD.

YOU DEFINITELY WILL GET MAD.

YOU MIGHT BE ANGRY.

YOU MIGHT GET HAPPY.

YOU MIGHT LAUGH.

YOU MIGHT CRY.

YOU WILL GET WET.

BUT THEN YOU WILL DRY.

YOU MIGHT LIKE ME.

YOU MIGHT HATE ME.

I CARE LESS EITHER WAY.

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND.

I AM NOT YOUR ENEMY.

I AM NOT YOUR FRIENEMY.

THERE IS NO FAMILY.

YOU ARE NOT MY FAM.

WE ARE NOT BLOOD.

THAT MEANS NOTHING.

THERE ARE NO BROTHERS.

I AM NOT YOUR BRO.

YOU ARE NOT MY SIS.

THERE ARE NO SISTERS.

THERE ARE NO SHEISTERS.

THERE ARE NO SHITTERS.

BUT LOTS OF SHIT.

THERE ARE NO BEARS.

THERE ARE NO SHEEPLE.

JUST GOATS IN THE STEEPLE.

THERE ARE NO GODS.

THERE ARE DOGS.

AND DOG SHIT.

IT IS NOT WOKE.

IT IS UNWOKEN.

IT IS BROKEN.

IT IS SMOKIN.

PASS THAT BOWL.

MIGHT GET FIXED.

PROBALLY STAY BROKEN.

IT WILL KEEP YOU AWAKE.

IT MIGHT LULL YOU TO SLEEP.

THERE IS NUDITY.

BUT FULLY CLOTHED.

THERE IS VULGAR LANGUAGE.

BUT NOT IN WORDS.

THERE IS FOUL LANGUAGE.

BUT NOT IN VERBS.

JUST REVERB.

IT IS INAPPROPRIATE.

YET QUITE APPROPRIATE. 

IT IS APPROPRIATED.

CO CREATED. 

WE DON'T LOVE YOU.

BUT MOST OF ALL... THERE IS NOTHING!

IT MEANS NOTHING.

BUT MIGHT BE SOMETHING. 

IT IS WHAT IT IS!

OH... YEAH...

NO FUCKING RAINBOW KARENS!

WELCOME THE FUCK HOME TO RAINBOW GATHERING 2.0 - THE NEW RAINBOW ORDER (NRO)!