One of the local chapters of the OFFICIAL Rainbow family in Oregon has announced that they are now organized and OFFICIAL and that Rainbow gatherings can now only be held, ran, and organized by certain people approved by the Northern Oregon Rainbow Family and their president and leaders of the new ORFO©™.
If others choose to hold a council using the old ways of Rainbow to throw and hold any new gatherings they will be considered UNOFFICIAL, rouge, fake, and not part of the OFFICIAL Rainbow Family Organization (ORFO)©™... and imposters dealt with accordingly.
Only members of the OFFICIAL Rainbow gatherings will be accepted into the OFFICIAL Rainbow Family Organization (ORFO)©™ from now on.
Any non-members of the old and unofficial non-organization of Rainbow WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED NOR TOLERATED and retaliation will be dealt unfairly, swiftly, and unjustly!
Anyone that is not a member of the OFFICIAL and now organized Rainbow Family who wants to be a member of OFFICIAL Rainbow Family Organization (ORFO)©™ needs to submit an application to Rainbow's new President, Daniel Sky Pasko, for his approval.*/** (terms and conditions appy)
All memberships are free***
Once approved by President Sky you will then be sent your OFFICIAL Rainbow Family Organization (ORFO)©™ membership card.****
If you do not present your ORFO©™ card at front gate you WILL NOT BE ADMITTED OR ALLOWED TO ATTEND THE ORGANIZATION'S GATHERINGS.*****
Present your ORFO©™ card at the Green and Purple Kitchen for one free plate of bbq ribs and chicken wings and one alcoholic beverage of your choice with a free voucher for any hard drug of your choosing!******
OFFICIAL ORFO©™ merchandise such as t-shirts or hats can be purchased at the info desk.*******
ORFO©™ is proudly sponsored by the new Sexual Assault Camp (SAC)!
"Why wait for the unexpected when you can just get it over with! COME GET SOME SAC! No need for consent here!"
TERMS AND CONDITIONS:
*Applications must only be filled out in green and purple inks or it will be rejected!
**President Sky still answers to the King OF Rainbow, Adam Buxbaum aka Finch, who IS god and controlls all.
***Until further notice and after we figure out what and how to charge people for their new memberships.
****New ORFO©™ members that sign up will recieve a freshly soiled pair of panties in a wad. Your choice of green or purple! Worn, shat in, and signed by President Sky personally himself!
*****Your dogs WILL be allowed to attend and DO KNOT need to present an ORFO©™ card for admittance.
******Limit one voucher per member. ANY HARD DRUGS WANTED AFTER USING YOUR FREE VOUCHER WILL REQUIRE PAYMENT. NO ACCEPTIONS! MEMBERS USING THE NEW G&P ORFO©™ CREDIT CARDS GET 4.20% cash back!
*******Official merchandise only comes in the colors of green and purple. ANYTHING else not in green and purple will be considered fake imposters, counterfeit, and knock offs and not officially endorsed ORFO©™ merchandise and will be burnt at main circle nightly. Violators WILL be prosecuted.
Any complaints, problems, or issues can be resolved by calling 1‐800‐FUCK-YOU and asking for President Sky.
WELCOME THE FUCK HOME to the NEW Rainbow and taste the flavor!
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